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12 Ways You Can Tell You're A Twentysomething Guy

Just stop. Let go of these ridiculous habits and man up with a bag of Ruffles® Chips.

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1. Using empty beer bottles as decoration.

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If you drank it, it can't be a tchotchke.

2. Getting way too excited over video games.

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You know they're fake, right?

3. Wearing cargo shorts.

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Cargo shorts = fail. Camouflage = double fail. Falling = triple fail.

4. Thinking Fight Club is the best movie ever made.

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Doesn't anyone even remember the first rule of Fight Club?

5. The trucker hat had its moment.

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And that moment is over.

6. Loving energy drinks.

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God made coffee for a reason.

7. Dreaming of one day owning a giant leather sofa.

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Isn't that leather sofa fart sound a deal-breaker?

8. Tribal tattoos.

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'Cause really, what is your tribe?

9. Using the phrase "true dat."

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Go ahead and stop saying "YOLO" while you're at it.

10. Covering your body in cheap-ass cologne.

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If you wore it in middle school, it's over. Put the spray can down.

11. Wearing jerseys to non-sports events.

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It's not an acceptable shirt. Period.

12. Wearing a fedora.

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STAAAAAHP. No one looks cool in a fedora.

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