1.
"You remind me so much of my mom! What's your last name again?"
2.
"Just between us — are they real?"
3.
"How much money do you make?"
4.
"Does the carpet match the drapes? ;)"
5.
"Do you even know how bad gluten is for you?"
6.
"Did you know the pyramids were constructed by ancient aliens?"
7.
"Have you ever thought about killing someone?"
8.
"What's your ~*~number~*~?"
9.
"Do you think we can get a discount here if we pretend it's your birthday?"
10.
"Are you gonna eat that?"
11.
"Would you take a look at this weird rash I have?"
12.
"Would you rather date a centaur or a satyr?"
Oof. See what happens when dates get even more awkward on Dating Naked, premiering Thurs., July 17 at 9/8c on VH1.