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14 Daily Interactions We Wish Were Like "The Sims"

Rosebud, son. Get The Sims 4, on shelves now!

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1. Being able to cheat code wealth.

One million dollars, please and thank you!

2. Cooking one bad meal, leveling up your cooking skill, and never getting it wrong again.

Versus still being unable to make boxed mac 'n' cheese that isn't a soup.

3. Having a visual indicator, in real time, of how your flirting is being received.

How easy would dating be if there were minus signs floating above your date's head as you told your "hamster at a wedding" story?

4. Summoning a drink for the sole purpose of throwing it in someone's face.

You're ready for your reality show now, baby.

5. Putting in one long session at the gym and walking away with a six pack.

Versus putting in a solid year of diet and exercise and, nope — still a one pack.

6. Seeing at a glance how dirty something is.

Oh, *don't* use the toilet with green fumes rising from it? Gotcha, thanks.

7. Figuring out what you have in common with a stranger in a matter of minutes.

Llamas, probably. It's usually llamas.

8. Having a relationship meter.

"Oh, I can see by this large red bar that Jessica straight-up hates me. Maybe I won't go offer her a back rub? No, no. I think I'll pass."

9. Knowing *exactly* what you need to do for a promotion.

"Read a book and show up to work feeling inspired" is so much easier than "take initiative and stop harassing Mark, he's literally the head of HR."

10. Never actually being naked.

Who needs to look bikini ready when everything is blurred out anyway? Pixelation = THE GREAT EQUALIZER!

11. Resolving conflicts very quickly.

Fighting, fighting, chatting about movies, all casual-like.

12. Having a very clear understanding of your body's needs.

"Oh, I should head out. I'm full-up on socializing for a while, but I'm only a few bars from peeing my pants. Doug? Lovely to meet you. Angela, same. Night all!"

13. Not being judged for your outfit. Ever.

Yes, even if it's a spacesuit. Yes, even if you're at the gym.

14. And having the ability to poop out anger.

Better than yoga. Better than therapy. The magic of the angry poop.