If it weren't already January I think it would be appropriate to say "Those damn Kardashians are ruining Christmas!" The rumor hasn't been confirmed by Mattel just yet so we can safely assume they'll be released just in time to ruin next Christmas. That said, don't you think that Bratz would have been a better choice?

Here's what we imagine the forthcoming travesty to look like:

...even though he is already a living, breathing Ken Doll already -- as evidenced below: