SO WAIT, instead of those annoying elves for rice crispies we could have a monkey in a hat??? why would they change that?

I miss classy looking cartoon illustrations…I hate the plastic over modeled style marketed the kids these days.

so american cereal is basically candy?

I'm in Australia and the only ones we have from that list are cheerios, cornflakes and fruit loops. But raisin bran looks the same as sultana bran.

The new Boo Berry can go f*ck himself. That is awful.

The only difference I really see is that someone in the design department discovered the gradient tool

The original Cap'n Crunch was designed by Jay Ward, of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Dudley Do-Right, George of the Jungle, etc. The modern Cap'n Crunch was designed by a bored graphic artist and focus group memos.

“Stays crunchy… even in milk.” - Simple, clear, effective description of the product. “Crunch-a-tize me, Cap'n.” - What the hell does that even mean? It sounds like something Cap'n Crunch would pay a hooker to say to him.

Where the fuck is King Vitamin?

oh god now i just want a ton of cereal

Look at those characters' wardrobes — hats, bowties, scarves, ascots. This is where hipsters get their fashion ideas. (Remember: you can't spell mascot without ascot.)

I prefer the old frosted flakes tiger and froot loops toucan to their present day selves

So, no one noticed that even though the graphics are the same size, the older boxes contained about 8 oz. of cereal, vs. 12 oz. in the new…except for the Count Chocula and Boo Berry…they got smaller!

The old Apple Jacks box is terrifying.

fruit shaped trix taste horrible, the balls were better

All the mascots have been “Pixared” in recent years, which makes sense as that's essentially what kids today know.

I wonder when Lucky stopped being a supporter of the tribe. Used to have a Star of David, now they just shoot them.