1. When Pixar might sue
2. When it craps everywhere
3. When you have to recycle the after market upgrades
4. When the 'Sabbath tape is stuck in the deck
5. When you've driven it to alcoholism
6. When it's worse than a lemon
7. When toddlers keep stealing it
8. When you refer to it as 'donkey'
9. When it has an identity complex
10. When everyone's got shotgun
11. When you can't find Gary
12. When you wish you got the velcros
13. When you hope it used protection
14. When you realize it didn't
15. When you blame the parents, not the car
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