11 Gifts That Will Turn You Into A Whiskey Connoisseur

For the aspiring whiskey connoisseur, the first thing to consider is a sensible guide to imbibing the brown elixir. Just don't take it out while lounging at the lodge (which is the definition of rude).

As you will know by now as a seasoned connoisseur, it is not always easy to remember where your whiskey goes when it is not in your hard. These coasters will make that struggle disappear.

Invest in a sturdy decanter in which you can aerate your whiskey whilst gesturing as you deliver the punch line of a scandalous joke.

This authentic, American-made tin cup will give you all the charms of the early days of whiskey sippers. Best application for this drink receptacle would be around a campfire, cooking baked beans, just as the sun dips below the Rockies.

Square ice is lame. Round ice is the way a connoisseur prefers their drink chilled. #classy

Or, if you dislike the idea of mudding your whiskey with any cooling agent, invest in this chilled tumbler. It is sure to make you the talk of the billiards room.

At some point, people will, undoubtedly, require that you always smell a bit like the oak wood of a whiskey barrel. Invest in this cologne, and stand proud as an authentic whiskey connoisseur!

Every connoisseur who is any connoisseur holds their bottles in rugged, awesome, leather holsters... like a cowboy. Cowboys were the original connoisseurs.

To drink whiskey at its most authentic, keep it in a personal monogrammed whiskey barrel. Unless your initials are embarrassing, in which case a monogram is just a choice...

Now that you are a connoisseur, you are going to run into a lot of people who want to taste your knowledge, and because you are classy, you will indulge them with a glass of brown. But this book will insure that you always have a little bit of your best stuff tucked away for special occasions!

At this point, it's about time you invested in some serious whiskey swag. It is suggested to start with this sensible barrel table, which is subtle yet awesome.

Only five will ever be made, and one of them could be yours.