The Worst Startup Job Titles Ever

What they actually do: Research and trend forecasting about online behaviors. We think? Maybe.

What they actually do: Marketing strategy, usually for brands. Involves a lot of deck building, which doesn't sound that magical after all.

What they actually do: Account management/client services.

What they actually do: Rule over the world of social media. AKA build some really exciting content calendars for brand tweets and Facebook posts.

What they actually do: Sometimes known as the cultural director, this person makes sure you get cookies on your birthday and beers for that all-hands meeting. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

What they actually do: HR. Requires fewer years in school than actually operating on people.

What they actually do: Probably strategy? We used our imagination on this one.

What they actually do: Research and data analysis. Rocking.

What they actually do: They're experts in Mac operating systems. Job may or may not require wearing a mask.

What they actually do: Similar to a czar, but like... way more wise and peaceful? A social media guru probably knows tons of hashtags.

What they actually do: Crunch numbers.

What they actually do: An evangelist in a tech company is a mix of publicist, PR person, spokesperson, and social media manager in charge of spreading the good word about the company and its product. It still sounds ridiculous to us.

What they actually do: Reception. No, really.