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"Hack in" if you forget your password.
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Spend a weekend and turn your app idea into a real thing.
5.
Totally slay at all video games.
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Teach you how to use that new program.
8.
Build your own artificial language.
9.
Understand what you mean when you ask things like, "The old button changed — is that why the difference in email is?"
10.
Unsend that message where you hit "reply all."
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Get rid of computer viruses...remotely.
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Do complex mental math at the drop of a hat.