1. “Jumped on the celly, called Makaveli/He say he was gravy, I say I was jelly”
2. “Cause she my honey bee, yeah, buzz buzz/And now I’m itching and scratching, that’s that love bug.”
4. “Boy I’m sitting on green like piss in the grass. Just let me know, and the grass still grow, even if you mow.”
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