There’s a 12 Mile Blob-Monster Eating Alaska
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So there's a huge thing floating of the coast of Alaska and this is what their saying about it: “It's certainly biological.” “It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter.” Also “someone turned in what was left of a dead goose — just bones and feathers — to the borough's wildlife department.”
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Don't kill or exploit it or do anything potentially offensive or Bear Beoring will post something extrodinarily long in defense of its inalienable rights and then suggest anyone who disagrees with him belongs in jail or brutally killed by small rodents for even thinking so.
- Lisa Wright thinks There's a 12 Mile Blob-Monster Eating... is WTF & OMG
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Of course it's not oil… because the oil companies told the media to say so.
- Bree thinks There's a 12 Mile Blob-Monster Eating... is WTF & LOL
- Lyndsay R. thinks There's a 12 Mile Blob-Monster Eating... is WTF
- Tim Baker thinks There's a 12 Mile Blob-Monster Eating... is WTF
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I know how this is going to end
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It is the North Carolina sewer worms daddy. He is just lost, someone point it toward the Pacific.
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Whatever you do, don't try to swim for it!
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- NelsonC thinks There's a 12 Mile Blob-Monster Eating... is Ew & WTF
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It's algae, kids.
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It's Russia!
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Suck it, Alaska!
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It's Cthulhu!!! You didn't heed our warnings!
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Slime in the ice machine?
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