Culture Buzz The extraordinary new way to cleanse after dropping a deuce!!!! [via videogum]
What kind of craps does this man take that inspired him to put time into coming up with this product? I have a hunch the founder came up with the slogan first and worked backwards from there. My slogan contribution: “Everybody shits, but gentlemen use ahhh.”
nice to see The Big Ragu doing something after The Laverne & Shirley ::: i'm going to use Aaaah! ::: don't know about you ::: >>>
i wonder if this causes rectal cancer?
I'm actually impressed how good you can make utter nonsense like this sound. For a split second, I imagined wiping my dirty, feces-encrusted butt with Ahhh! and the cozy, clean feel afterwards. And it was shockingly comfortable. Now imagine this ad being done by the lowest of the low in advertising. Now think of the best of the best working for politicians during elections. We are manipulated on a level these days, it's downright terrifying.
I knew Billy Mays. And sir, you are no Billy Mays.
I like how this juxtaposes with that clip of the Ten Worst Toilets in the world that was up a couple days ago…Aaah, Amerika…land of the truly useless/wasteful.
I love how clumsy he is when it comes to holding 7 boxes of baby wipes!
“You control the wetness….” Ew.
I'm not sure which is stupider - the product itself or naming it “AAAAH!”
i do like wet toilet paper
So what do I wipe the Ahhh! off with after I use it to wipe my BM remnants? I'm intro(deuce)ing Owww! The only sand paper grainy toilet paper available that wipes away Ahhh! And to cure the irritation of Owww!, we're proud to intro(deuce) Ohhh!, a giant moisturizer infused band-aid specifically designed for your bunghole!
1:19 - “I hate my job and am aware of how ridiculous it is.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&feature=related Toilet paper is archaic and disgusting. Used in conjunction with my comfort wipe, my rear has never felt so consumerist!
Thank god we're not wasting time and effort on curing cancer.
If only they'd sell me some putty to fill in those pesky butt grooves we apparently have.
ummmm. whose house was this shot it…? it looks like a demo home that the bluth's lived in………….
needs more billy mays
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I'm puckering just thinking about it.
I use the toilet brush. If it cleans the bowl, it will certainly clean my sphincter!
lol how he was pretending to struggle with the wipe boxes
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