The person who wrote this seems like they heard about the City from second hand sources. Here’s the real top5list: Number 1: The odor of urine on the sidewalks is no longer offensive to you; kind of like working inabakery, you no longer notice the smell anymore. Number 2: Your children, having attended Bay to Breakers, Gay Pride, or the Haight Street Fair at least 2-3 years, now consider the sight of grown men masturbating in windows passe. Number 3: You may not be gay, but you love the organ player at the Castro Theatre. Number 4: Aggressive panhandlers disappear when you invite them to your AA meeting. Number 5: The Hetch Hetchy reservoir will never provide cheap electricity to residents, because the crooked politicians are owned by PG&E.