1. When did it start?
August 16, 1991. The day I was born.
5. How much does hair restoration surgery cost?
Don’t look at my Google search history, please.
7. I bet you notice it in the shower… Does your drain get clogged?
8. Are you scared your scalp is going to get burnt?
I want to drown you in sunscreen and call it a day.
9. What type of bald are you going to be? Is your hair going to 100% disappear? Will there be a little patch in the middle?
LET ME LOOK INTO THE FUTURE FOR YOU!