1. When did it start?
August 16, 1991. The day I was born.
5. How much does hair restoration surgery cost?
Don’t look at my Google search history, please.
7. I bet you notice it in the shower… Does your drain get clogged?
8. Are you scared your scalp is going to get burnt?
I want to drown you in sunscreen and call it a day.
9. What type of bald are you going to be? Is your hair going to 100% disappear? Will there be a little patch in the middle?
LET ME LOOK INTO THE FUTURE FOR YOU!
- Afghan officials are investigating reports that Mullah Mohammed Omar, the leader of the Taliban, is dead.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- Michel Platini, the current UEFA president, will be a candidate in the 2016 FIFA election to replace Sepp Blatter ⚽️