15 Times Phoebe Buffay Was Blissfully Oblivious

Her ditziness makes her amazing

1. When she thought her grandmother was a cat

"Oh I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet."

2. When she was trying to impress Mike's parents

"I lived in a burned out Buick LeSabre for a while...which was okay, until I got hepatitis, you know, cause this pimp spit in my mouth"

3. When she wore this

4. Or this

5. When talking about her family traditions

"I love family traditions like that. When Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!"

6. When describing her sweet 16

"I spent my sweet sixteen being chased by an escaped mental patient who in his own words wanted to 'kill me or whatever'"

7. When talking about when she first came to the city

"My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison"

8. When she lived in a box

"By that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!"

9. When she ran like this

10. When she stabbed a cop

11. Anytime she talked about her mom's death

"I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin. How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen?"

12. When she described her past

"I was living in a gremlin with a guy named Cindy, who talked to his hand"

13. When she told this nurse the father was her brother

"None of them are. The father is my brother"

14. When she sang about pubic hair in a public place

15. When she didn't know what a banana hammock meant

Yes you are, Phoebe. Yes you are.