And America will no doubt neuter them and turn them bland and boring, as it tends to do. Should’ve stayed in Canada, fellas!

“How to eat an apple like a horse” is more like it.

Religious indoctrination, ladies and gentlemen.

Congratulations, mofry, you are legally blind.

She’s like the Imelda Marcos of puppy purses!

He doesn’t have any medals in breaststroke so I highly doubt it.

The front page thumbnail promised cats. I see no cats here. This is bullshit.

Americans have the NRA to scare their children.

Glad to know I’m not the only one. The Brody plot of the show started come off its wheel towards the end of the first season and definitely came off completely this season. It just got more and more preposterous, and for some reason they decided to make the daughter into The Worst Teenager In The World as well. I wish they’d killed off Brody at the end of season one, dumped that whole thing and focused on Carrie and her problems. The early episodes of season 2 with her struggling to cope where probably the most rewarding of the whole season.

Do they come in blue?