Tuna: “I haz confused owner that should have a dog”

Can’t stand the heat, GTFO the kitchen!

Brah, she isn’t worth it. Daddy issues I’d guess. RUN AWAY!!!

You can take the trick outta the hood but not the hood outta the trick.

:35-:40, Check out that side boob.

Don’t forget to touch the bean bag.

Bieber fans are future voters….we are f….

Good start, but your threats would have a greater impact if you stop half assing this terrorist thing and get a real person. Now that would grab some headlines with a cold fist of FEAR. Thats what you’re going for right???

Note: Nothing is too expensive, but 7 things are rock bottom cheap. That ring must be from a Fred Meyer crane game.