Response to The 42 Ways To Type Laughter, Defined:
SALTS … Smiled A Little Then Stopped.
Response to Moo The Cat Is Ready For Her Close-Up:
ARGHHH … to those who say the owner is irresponsible: My cat weighs 16 pounds. She weighed that when I got her from the shelter. On advice from my vet I tried a number of “diets” and also play with her. None of it worked. She’s still 16 pounds and is happy and healthy according to the vet.
Response to 10 Lines To Save Your Story From Bombing:
Sort of in the same theme: If someone you’re talking about walks in, just say “… and what’s left is what they make butter out of.”
Response to Burger King Employee Fired For Taking A Photo Of Himself Lying On A Mountain Of Hamburger Buns:
I’m most offended by the poor grammar in the headline and captions. Unless he’s a chicken, he’s not “laying” anywhere! He’s lying on the buns.
Response to The Ultimate Ranking Of Easter Candy:
Why weren’t these on the list? You can get regular Doves year round, just not egg shaped. But these are only available at Easter!