Buzz·Posted on Oct 19, 201518 Hilarious Tweets About Body Image That Will Make You Laugh Every TimeLose weight by throwing your butt in the trash!by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Annalise @bananalise isn’t it weird how women lose their bodies and become ethereal vapor for a short time after giving birth 06:07 PM - 24 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. tara shoe @tarashoe ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head 04:37 PM - 29 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Erin Gloria Ryan @morninggloria Whoa whoa whoa nobody told me that after this bikini body boot camp workout I'd be deployed to the bikini body war 02:42 PM - 31 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ©hris™ @ChrisTrauma i spy with my little eye, something MEAN. yeah its you, talking about my little eye again 07:29 PM - 22 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. pascalle @frenchielaboozi i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die 04:00 AM - 27 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. faBOOlah @azninthesun when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) “oh no my hot bod!” 08:06 AM - 09 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Chelsea Lockwood @Chelsea_Elle I'd be flattered if a masseuse told me I felt tense. They're usually like "where are your bones" and "is that a hot wheels toy." 03:12 AM - 23 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. scary keri @joanofdarkness body types; hourglass, pear, crushed beer can, orb, 14 bricks, losing lottery ticket, splash on VHS, zero gravity wheelbarrow, a bat. 08:50 PM - 01 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sofiya Alexandra @TheSofiya Just found out real women have curves, now I get why I'm sitting here all alone with isosceles triangle tits - I don't exist 11:30 PM - 27 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Adina Sunny @AdinaSunny RT if your areolas are so large they make a venn diagram 12:46 AM - 31 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. meatshirt @prettysadmostly Lots of compliments on my new hair cut today ones like "oh" and "gothic George Washington" 12:54 AM - 24 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. AmberTozer @AmberTozer A guy said "You have pretty eyes" I was like no shit 12:50 AM - 11 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. lolly @lollyadefope what's it called when u have lice but in ur eyebrows. asking 4 a friend. my friend just saw them on my brows and was curious 01:41 PM - 24 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. real scary treasure✨ @imteddybless if u can't handle me at my worst then my best is literally the same except I brush my hair 01:27 PM - 04 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Ayesha A. Siddiqi @pushinghoops girls don't tell you this but a period is when the iron in our blood turns to gold and we go shoe shoppin wit tha monies 06:42 PM - 16 Feb 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. sara @sarasinthepit body hair on women is so taboo that in fucking razor commercials they shave an already bald ass leg like lmao 12:29 AM - 19 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. jenny slate @jennyslate Lol I can't believe that I have to exist inside of a body UGH THAT IS SO OLD FASHIONED, PLS JUST LET ME BE A CHILL MIST 04:27 AM - 06 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. kimmy @arealliveghost Lose Weight With This One Weird Tip! Cut Your Butt Off And Throw It In The Trash 01:21 AM - 12 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite