Buzz·Posted on Oct 3, 201532 Tweets About Sports That Will Make You Laugh Out LoudYou don't need to be a sports fan to enjoy these.by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Brendan O'Hare @brendohare [in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys 04:34 PM - 14 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ari Scott @ariscott I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled "come on" and then they tried harder. 03:00 AM - 04 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. TROMNEYOBLY PIACKLES @Tormny_Pickeals "how do u feel after hittin that game-winnin home-run?" IT'S A WELCOME DISTRACTION FROM THE CONTINUAL TERROR OF KNOWING DEATH IS INEVITABLE 02:45 AM - 18 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin So the NBA Finals, huh? So no more basketball ever again? Feels extreme but ok 04:17 AM - 10 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Jean-Luc Bouchard @jlucbouchard *pours a cooler of Gatorade on your head* Oh shit you're not Coach *tries to dry you off with one fast food napkin* Oh shit oh shit 06:28 PM - 18 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jhon Griffith @JhonRules Lacrosse is my favorite sport that combines looking like you're trying to catch a butterfly with having no friends 05:38 AM - 29 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. mustard @nice_mustard if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports 06:47 PM - 05 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. TROMNEYOBLY PIACKLES @Tormny_Pickeals glad the athlete on my fave team said hed just take it one game at a time.was worried hed try to take it 3-4games at a time which is bad 04:49 PM - 17 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. famousc rab @famouscrab what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid 03:42 AM - 10 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Drew Snow @Dschnoeb I bet like, 6 months after Miami chose the dolphins as their logo, they were like, "Oh yeah, sharks! Fuck." 09:36 PM - 05 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Todd Marrone @toddmarrone "Tighter, shinier!" - Football Pants Designer 03:27 PM - 14 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. pete beatty @petebeatty so what happens if the horse wins the triple crown? does he get to become human again at last? sorry i don't watch a lot of horsing racing 10:36 PM - 06 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. lara bee says @larabeesays Will I watch a football game w/ you? I'd love to, if it's ten minutes long & accompanied by 30 mins of riveting drama in a small Texas town 11:33 PM - 05 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Chris Scott @iamchrisscott Oh you're a basketball fan? Name 3 basketballs. 02:16 AM - 10 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Megan Amram @meganamram The reason football players wear helmets is to stop them from kissing 10:00 PM - 09 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. KING RAINHEAD @KingRainhead wait... shh... *kneels and touches basketball* it's still warm. sports were here... *sniffs basketball* two... maybe three hour ago 03:54 PM - 19 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. deg @degg anything can happen in football, especially sports 03:12 AM - 07 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. smash mouth fan @HumanPog one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process 02:58 PM - 05 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. stefan @boring_as_heck I wish we could see inside the opposing team's locker room in Air Bud. "IT'S A FUCKING DOG. HE'S LIKE 2 FEET TALL. HOW ARE YOU GUYS LOSING." 04:31 PM - 17 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. tara shoe @tarashoe now to tara with sportsTHANKS YO. UM THE GIANTS ARE JUST NORMAL SIZED MEN. UNBELIEVABLE. WTF IS THAT. THIS TOWN IS SHIT. BACK TO YOU, NOBODY 05:52 AM - 09 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. john freiler @johnfreiler do they make those giant foam fingers but with the pinky sticking out instead of the pointer finger for when you drink tea at sports events 05:34 PM - 04 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Jackson @tree_bro Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl 07:34 PM - 06 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Lady @ladybroseph You win every marathon you don't run. 05:03 PM - 14 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. blake @Leemanish When I said I was a bad tennis player I meant evil 04:23 AM - 18 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. stefan @boring_as_heck Greatest calls in golf history: "And the ball... is in... the hole." "He hit the ball in the hole." "The hole... that's where the ball is." 10:55 PM - 12 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Blank. @sarcasm_inc [a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it 12:00 AM - 25 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. c e l e s t e @celesteballard Take your shirt off!! ...I mean, play soccer well!!! 08:14 PM - 01 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. sara @mrsjohngoodman amazing how quickly air hockey can become fire hockey when i lose and set the table on fire 05:36 PM - 29 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. chris @BassoonJokes i just drank so much gatorade i could literally kick a basketball right now, or however sports work or whatever 05:25 PM - 16 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Cakemittens @cakemittens *thros skee-ball at the 100 up in the corner, misses and nets a weak 10pts* welp...at least i still have a vast understanding of the world 07:49 PM - 14 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. stefan @boring_as_heck [dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit 05:25 PM - 21 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. jor @maliagif boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s 04:32 AM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite