10 Superhero Hotties: Ranking Super Babes

Who's the hottest?

10. Spider-Man

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Actor(s): Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield

Plus: Spidey is super smart so you know you could have awesome and interesting conversations. Plus, he's super sweet, loyal, and an acrobat. Can you say, flexible?

Minus: Tobey Maguire... Not that hot. Andrew is definitely cuter but still can't compare with other buff super hotties. Not to mention, Spidey is kind of a geek.

9. Robin

Actor(s): Chris O'Donnell, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Plus: Young, idealistic, passionate, Robin is definitely a stud. In the Joel Schumacher films, Chris O'Donnell was hella fine in that tight suit, and in The Dark Knight Rises, JGL made cops cool.

Minus: One word - sidekick. And he kind of whines a lot.

8. Green Lantern

Actor(s): Ryan Reynolds

Plus: Dude, Ryan is a total stud. Buff, clever, handsome as anything.

Minus: Green Lantern kind of tarnished his image with the really bad movie that was Green Lantern. Fail, Ryan.

7. Green Arrow

Actor(s): Justin Hartley, Stephen Amell

Plus: Yowza. A hot body + archery skills + money? Sign us up!

Minus: Arrow has some serious emotional baggage and apparently a really messed up family. Nobody wants those in-laws.

6. Captain America

Actor(s): Chris Evans, Matt Salinger

Plus: Captain America is the all-American good guy. Honorable, strong, loyal, chivalrous. Mom would love him.

Minus: Ugh, that could get boring fast. And the clean shaven look is kinda dull. Plus, he was frozen for like 70 years.

5. Iron Man

Actor(s): Robert Downey Jr.

Plus: He's a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. When you wouldn't be on a private island enjoying unlimited drinks and witty banter, you'd be going to lavish parties meeting celebrities.

Minus: Tony is a babe but he's got a serious ego. And it would suck to encounter the many women he's banged. No one likes exes.

4. Wolverine

Actor(s): Hugh Jackman

Plus: What an animal... Wolverine is one giant piece of yummy man meat. And we all know how much passion is bubbling up inside that hunk from the X-Men movies.

Minus: Poor, Wolverine. After being experimented on and tortured into becoming a mutant, he's spent most of his life as a sulky loner. That's a lot of baggage. On top of the women he's lost.

3. Thor

Actor(s): Chris Hemsworth

Plus: Good Lord, the hotness. I defy anyone to look at Thor and not have dirty thoughts. The huge, rocking body, the wild, untamed hair, the god status. Your friends would be so jealous.

Minus: His damn brother Loki is a huge buzzkill and you'd have to relocate to Asgard probably for most of the year. It's hard dating an alien.

2. Superman

Actor(s): Christopher Reeve, Dean Cain, Tom Welling, Brandon Routh, Henry Cavill

Plus: Oh, Superman. When he's not saving the world from Lex Luthor or General Zod, he's being all hot Clark Kent, chilling with Ma and Pa Kent and writing for the Daily Planet. Plus, Henry Cavill.... Damn.

Minus: Well, that Lois Lane bitch would be in the way and Superman often has issues about getting intimate because of his super strength. You'd have to convince him otherwise.

1. Batman

Actor(s): Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale

Plus: One, the suit is ridiculously hot. Two, Bruce Wayne is a suave, sexy billionaire. Three, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and Christian Bale are all certifiably HOT.

Minus: Well, Batman is an orphan and has some guilt issues but the biggest worry would be his lack of superpowers. Talk about waiting up all night. Maybe you could convince him to stay in... ;)