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Posted on Nov 21, 2014

7 Reasons To Go To A Cuddle Store

Yes there is so such a thing as a Cuddle Store in Portland. Why go to one? Find out here.

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7 Reasons To Go To A Cuddle Store

So we all heard by now about the Cuddle Store in Portland. The place where you can cuddle for $60/hr to cuddle away your problems.

1. Your favorite cuddle buddy is a drunk who watches too much TV.

2. Unfortunately that thing was the Red Wedding...

3. That hipster didn't give up his seat on the L Train.

4. Obviously he didn't see you were pregnant.

5. Your arms are too short to do the job yourself.

6. There's a meteor coming to wipe you out.

7. You're just a spork in a spooning and forking world.

7 Reasons To Go To A Cuddle Store

So we all heard by now about the Cuddle Store in Portland. The place where you can cuddle for $60/hr to cuddle away your problems.

1. Your favorite cuddle buddy is a drunk who watches too much TV.

2. Unfortunately that thing was the Red Wedding...

3. That hipster didn't give up his seat on the L Train.

4. Obviously he didn't see you were pregnant.

5. Your arms are too short to do the job yourself.

6. There's a meteor coming to wipe you out.

7. You're just a spork in a spooning and forking world.

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