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    One Direction Is Soaking Wet In New "Steal My Girl" Video And No One Is Okay

    Dripping. Like a faucet.

    Today One Direction #blessed the world with their new music video for "Steal My Girl," a single off of their upcoming fourth album appropriately named FOUR. The 5 minute and 19 second video is making the world feel all sorts of things and a few VERY important things happened.

    Zayn "Cool Kids Don't Dance" Malik shook his little, majestic hips with a pair of Sumo wrestlers.

    Harry Styles wore a cheetah print coat and gave peace to the gods above for blessing him (and us) with that spectacular head of hair.

    Louis' sweet lips were less than an inch away from making a monkey's biggest dream become a reality.

    Niall's little tufts of chest hair peeked out every so gently.

    Liam strutted an adorable strut with his poor hand covered in a cast and our hearts broke one thousand times at the thought of Liam being injured.

    But most importantly they were wet.

    Very wet.

    Dripping.

    LIKE A FAUCET.

    Despite common belief THIS is the actual definition of water torture.

    No one is safe.

    No one is okay.

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    May the lord be with you all during your great time of need.