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NUTTY SQUIRREL!

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obama commends squirrel for heroic action to make a dull picture interesting.

Paris & her future self.

It's Paris all the way down.

Here she is with chopped liver.

Anything unsexier than Madonna's kootch?

Overseeing the production her adorable clothing line!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rchemel/skier-left-dang...

Paris can look sexy in any situation. She was even around for yesterday's pantsless skier fiasco!

Here she is looking pretty smokin' at the International Pulled Pork Eating competition.

at the WhiteHouse

Illinois Senate needin' to represent

Two words: Public Restroom

Gaming convention!

That's DOS.

Meta.

She has a history with Eric Stoltz.

Editor's Note: Seems like any time something unsexy happens nowadays, Sexy Paris is there to pose with it! Check out all her sexy poses in unsexy situations, and upload your own here.

I mean c'mon. Dress Barn, people. Dress Barn.

At the OTB