Vitaly realize soul crushing reality how alone Vitaly truly is when seeing self in reflection of Android phone lens each time he take picture. Send Vodka.

He went on record on the Howard Stern Show that he is Bi-polar. Crazy Artists get all the chicks.

I like how he reduces this to “I had sex” as opposed to “I cheated on my wife” … because that’s the real thing Dave - we hope you have sex ….with your W-I-F-E. If you’re just another creepy old guy who hits on young staffers, then you’re not going to be let into a whole lot of America’s living rooms … its just gonna creep us out.