oh, boo fucking hoo!
oh, boo fucking hoo!
that’s a huge bitch!
If you consider those prices legit, you’re really going to flip shit when you see how much these beanie babies are “worth”.
Penis cancer? We need ribbons and a month stat, also who do I need to donate my life savings to to find a cure!
Asian airlines definitively are not having the best summer ever
Fuck all of those soulless cunts, I can’t wait to squander my life savings on ivory, and poaching safaris.
Secret Travels of the Ya Ya Sister Pants. The movie begins in some meadow with butterflies and shit (similar to meadows seen in Valtrex commercials). A bunch little girls play and most likely swear to always be friends forever. Flash forward 30 years. One girl has cancer, one girl has a abusive husband, one girl is rich, and the main character still lives in the same meadow fill town, and they all fly in to town, because cancer girl dies. After a sad ass funeral in the pouring down rain, which in itself is amazing because judging by the meadow you think it never rains..the funeral proceeds and a Sarah mcglachellan song plays in the background. After the funeral they all get together and drink wine and cry, they come up with a plan to get revenge on the cheating husband, all whilst deciding rich girl needs to be more down to earth, and getting hometown girl a date with the new guy that’s way too handsome to be a carpenter. By this point I will have fallen asleep, and will be awakened to.find my wife surrounded by tissue, and feeling like she sold herself short by marrying me.
Oh, boo fucking hoo, the Hillary Clinton nutcracker offends you. I wish I didn’t have real problems, so that.I could have as much butthurt as you all over something trivial.
14 ways to raise pussies m’erica
Unless you’re going to show me a video of everything listed blowing up, catching on fire, making toxic fumes, don’t waste my time.
The game of life needs to bring back all the bad stuff, there is no way to lose as it is right now.
Leave it to the government to make suicide less efficient and require two jumps.
Mountain puppets look like kkk
Fuck your cat he probably killed himself, after dealing with your whiney ass for so long.