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    Everything I Need To Know I Learned From "Golden Girls"

    You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.

    Always be honest

    Practice safe sex

    How to give the best comebacks

    And the best insults

    Love your life

    Embrace your sexuality

    But don’t be a whore

    How to solve your problems

    Shake what your mama gave ya

    Laughter is the best medicine

    It doesn’t matter who you love (but it does matter if you shed)

    How to know you’ve found “the one”

    You don’t always have to be happy

    Why you should just avoid working out

    Never take food for granted

    Find the friends you’d do anything for