This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Sep 21, 201419 Reasons Pete Holmes Is The Perfect ManI want wheatgrass mornings and whiskey nights.by ginah3Community ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. He’s learned from his past mistakes 2. He says adorable things 3. He has high, but not unrealistic standards 4. Those moves Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. That smile Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. And that laugh View this vine on Vine Via vine.co 7. He's a hugger Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. He’s friends with the coolest people 9. His show was clever, silly and an all around good time Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. He’s not afraid to dish it out 11. He likes you just the way you are 12. He knows his self worth 13. He's funny. He's so so funny. View this video on YouTube Via youtube.com 14. He’s sexy as hell 15. He said this 16. He’s a goof Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. And a hilarious stand up Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. He understands the true joy of food 19. He stands up for himself We love you Petey Pants. Never Change. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF