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    19 Reasons Pete Holmes Is The Perfect Man

    I want wheatgrass mornings and whiskey nights.

    1. He’s learned from his past mistakes

    2. He says adorable things

    3. He has high, but not unrealistic standards

    4. Those moves

    5. That smile

    6. And that laugh

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    7. He's a hugger

    8. He’s friends with the coolest people

    9. His show was clever, silly and an all around good time

    10. He’s not afraid to dish it out

    11. He likes you just the way you are

    12. He knows his self worth

    13. He's funny. He's so so funny.

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    14. He’s sexy as hell

    15. He said this

    16. He’s a goof

    17. And a hilarious stand up

    18. He understands the true joy of food

    19. He stands up for himself

    We love you Petey Pants. Never Change.