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    NBA Season Tentatively Scheduled To Start On Xmas

    A handshake deal was made just days after David Stern said the negotiations were heading for a "nuclear winter", great snow job David.

    A handshake deal was made just days after David Stern said the negotiations were heading for a "nuclear winter", great snow job David. The new season is set to start December 25th, like god's gift to man the angel of stern will bring about his one begotten son, The NBA. All he needs is 15 of 29 NBA owners to agree to the deal, and 430 players. First the players need to drop their anti-trust suit in Minnesota, eh. Then the league can start training camps December 9th and Lamar Odom doesn't have to be embarrassed by playing in Turkey. The End, Goodnight.

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