1. The Classic Handlebar
Timeless. Flawless. Purrfect.
2. The Pubescent Wisp
This is a Whiskered Auklet, everyone. He’s going through some changes, and feeling lots of feelings.
3. The Cheeky Mo
This beaver is cheesin’ pretty hard. Probably just bought a new can of whisker mousse or something.
4. A Most Bushy Soup Strainer
The Noble Walrus is not taking any of your nonsense. Not today, not tomorrow. Not ever.
5. The Feline Flavor Saver
If you ask this fancy cat a question, the answer will probably be something like “indubitably.”
6. The Upper Lip Plumage
This little guy, the Inca Tern, has a favorite television show. It’s Frasier.
7. The Pooch Lip Rug
His name is Reginald, and he’s been growing this thing since he was just a pup.
8. The Most Terrifying Mouth Brow of All Time
This is a tiger centipede, and if you think it looks like a hell sandwich here, then you might not want to click on this.
9. The Sleepy-Time Nose Neighbor
Listen: This sea lion had a busy day. This sea lion does not want to hear about your new crochet hobby. This sea lion wants to eat 18 mackerels and sleep for as many hours.
10. The Underwater Lip Luggage
Corydoras aeneus is the scientific name for this fancy fellow, but you can just call him Smooth Jazz Catfish.
11. The Fundamental Facial Fur
These brother bunnies get all the ladies. Which isn’t saying much. I mean… they’re bunnies.
12. The Masterful Snot Mop
This particular Emperor Tamarin lives in the San Francisco Zoo. He likes movies, affectionate bug removal, and long walks on the beach.
13. The Horse Face Furniture
Fun Fact: Horse moustaches exist because it was the only plausible evolutionary development that could even come close to rivaling the unicorn horn.
14. The Reverse Charlie Chaplin
He’s a trendsetter, and an innovator.
15. The No-Nonsense Cookie Duster
This monkey is not amused. Not at all amused. But by God he is wearing that mo.