Score 1 more for the obesity epidemic. Things fall apart, the center cannot hold, apparently.

I mean come on… how the hell did she not realize this? was she a virgin maybe? hell, was he a virgin? lol. this story is so ridiculous and funny that I must find out more! details someone please =p

Can't…stop…vomiting…

There is a much bigger question to be answered here, do these idiots really need to reproduce???????