The Monistat “soothing care” is not for YEAST INFECTIONS. It's literally for chafing. It is meant to be used for things like the young man in 4 is going to use it for.

Way to go Catholic Church! Let's alienate females some more. Maybe it would be more acceptable if The Girl Scouts aligned themselves with the rhythm method…

This is easily fixed by no longer marketing these pants as pajama pants. Once some company gets their Marketing firm to start referencing them as something else, then what? I hate seeing them in public too, but what are they going to ban next? Now you can't go grocery shopping in track pants or sweat pants or even yoga pants?

I could totally she Paul Stanley wearing that dress! But that shade of red lipstick isn't bright enough for Paul.

I usually don't buy cookies because they are dangerous to have around. But this may be the first year in a long time then I make an order.

D just looks like Dave Matthews playing a banjo.

Dear Lord, I worked at that particular Chuck E Cheese. It was the best birth control. Saturday night at this place was enough to want to get your tubes tied.

Albeit stupid to stand in the middle of any road, the pedestrian does have the right of way. It's not like they came out of no where. So, being that these were not Zombies but humans - I am sure this man's insurance company will be paying up. But I'm sure he can afford the increase to his premium.