5 Times When Drake Tien Was The Worst

In honor of the roast, I compiled the best of the worst of Dirty T.

When he forgot to renew his passport

...he had to wait to fly home for winter break until he could get it renewed. This was discovered while prank calling him and pretending to be Todd Craines. The conversation went as follows:

Me: Drake, it's Todd Craines

Drake: Who?

Me: Todd Craines, do you wanna get lunch sometime soon?

Drake: I don't know who this is, but if you could actually pick me up for lunch, that would be great. I'm stuck at LAX because I didn't renew my passport.

When he broke Mary's lamp

Drake was upset with Mary because she had taken something of his, so he brought back up (Alex Palmer maybe) and stormed into her room, and in a fit of rage he accidentally broke her lamp.

When he coughed all over me in class

I have not always liked Drake, and during my time disliking him, he sat next to me in class everyday. One day he was sick, and instead of covering his mouth, he used me as his tissue, and delightfully soaked me in his sickness. This was the day I realized I liked him because I was not as grossed out as I should have been. I also think he spilled coffee everywhere once in the same class.

When he passed out in the quad

Drake was having a bit too much fun before the fall concert, and he came to hang out in the quad, and promptly turned green and had to take a nap on the couch. We all then left to go to the concert (someone probably should have stayed, but he survived). I returned early, to find a groggy Drake who still wanted to go to the concert, even though the doors where closed. He went anyway and walked around outside the boundaries until the concert was over #awkward.

When he set a microwave on fire

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I reached out to Drake's sister to find some embarrassing stories from Drakes past, and she told me that Drake set a microwave on fire because he didn't know that you couldn't put metal in them (...). I of course assumed this must have happened during his childhood, age 12 at the oldest, but no, it was this past winter break when he was 19.