GetDownFYAD

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    • GetDownFYAD

      First of all, comments on this site are fucked. I tried posting this twice last night but gave up in a fury, though my attempts are still listed on my “feed”. Fuckin’ inexcusable. Second, I’ve never stopped watching you, @fart. And I revel in this moment. Buzzfeed. “LOL”. “win”. “omg”. Is this what you wanted? Ensconcing yourself in irony for years, honing a style, leading a movement, only to emerge for.. Buzzfeed? You pal up with Fogelnest and decide that’s reason enough to cast off your ambition? That you’ve “made it”? Egg man? Don’t you remember your origins? How ridiculous you’d find this article not more than 9 months ago? @robdelaney, the visage and mascot of Weird Twitter, knows not the magic he plays with. Hamming it up for a rag like this is expected from him. He promotes himself reflexively. But you? Shame on me for expecting better.

      While you parade around for reddit-tier Buzzfeed, I live life authentically on a dairy in Utah as an apprentice cheesemonger. I make the cheese. Do you know the discipline and precision required to make the cheese? Maybe. Once. When you understood what it meant to be discerning, what it meant to sweat. What it meant to be proud of what you do. To crave achievement. Now, though. “trashy”. “fail”. “wtf”. What happened?

      Big ups to turd. and also Wolf Pupy for making the music video of Joey from Friends poking his head through the door, though I can’t find it on YouTube at the moment. Would appreciate a link if someone can find it.

    • GetDownFYAD

      Where the fuck did my comment go’ve never stopped watching you, @fart. And I revel in this moment. Buzzfeed. “LOL”. “win”. “omg”. Is this what you wanted? Ensconcing yourself in irony for years, honing a style, leading a movement, only to emerge for.. Buzzfeed? You pal up with Fogelnest and cast off your ambition? Do you remember where you came from? @robdelaney, the visage and mascot of Weird Twitter, knows not the magic he plays with. Hamming it up for a rag like this is expected from him. He promotes himself reflexively. But you? Shame on me for expecting better.

      While you parade around for reddit-tier Buzzfeed, I live life authentically on a dairy in Utah as an apprentice cheesemonger. I make the cheese. Do you know the discipline and precision required to make the cheese? Maybe. Once. When you understood what it meant to be discerning, what it meant to sweat. What it meant to be proud of what you do. To crave achievement. Now, though. “trashy”. “fail”. “wtf”. What happened?

      Big ups to turd. and also Wolf Pupy for making the music video of Joey from Friends poking his head through the door.

    • GetDownFYAD

      I’ve never stopped watching you, @fart. AndIrevel in this moment. Buzzfeed. “LOL”. “win”. “omg”. Is this what you wanted? Ensconcing yourself in irony for years, honingastyle, leadingamovement, only to emerge for.. Buzzfeed? You pal up with Fogelnest and cast off your ambition? Do you remember where you came from? @robdelaney, the visage and mascot of Weird Twitter, knows not the magic he plays with. Hamming it up forarag like this is expected from him. He promotes himself reflexively. But you? Shame on me for expecting better. While you parade around for reddit-tier Buzzfeed,Ilive life authentically onadairy in Utah as an apprentice cheesemonger.Imake the cheese. Do you know the discipline and precision required to make the cheese? Maybe. Once. When you understood what it meant to be discerning, what it meant to sweat. What it meant to be proud of what you do. To crave achievement. Now, though. “trashy”. “fail”. “wtf”. What happened?  Big ups to turd. and also Wolf Pupy for making the music video of Joey from Friends poking his head through the door.