I think the mystery man is Steven Segal… and he’s putting Cindy Under Siege!

Well duh! Obama’s the only one who says things like, “…our children’s future…” Whereas they’re probably scared McCain will chase them off his lawn during the Easter egg hunt at the White House!

I really can’t stand the woman, but on that cover, she looks as beautiful as ever. She is a really attractive woman and this cover does not slight her looks at all. Unfortunately for McCainies, all she’s got is her looks!