91% of statistics are made up on the spot. Where's this data coming from? More importantly, why isn't that little girl in #6 paying attention? And doesn't she know that bangs are not hot his fall?

Source? I want that pimp time piece.

Anyone else get an uncomfrortable erection?

Justifiable matricide in 16 years.

Can we get a mirror or a post on a site that doesn't have max amount of hits? I NEED to read this.

Calm down everyone…this was created by someone who read all four Twilight books. She's not to be feared or taken seriously.

in the end you won't meet a maker….you'll just die afraid of the life you lived.

I've got a life savings I'll donate!

I will have to wash down 2 Ambian with a shot of NyQuil so I can sleep tonight. I think I have ED now.