1.
"I can't quite remember your name. It's a weird one, right?"
2.
"No, what's your real name?"
3.
"Can you repeat that?"
4.
"Can you sound it out for me please?"
5.
"That's a funny name!"
6.
"Did you just make that up?"
9.
"Where's your name from?"
10.
"So, what's the English version of your name?"
11.
"I apologise in advance if I mispronounce your name"
12.
"Your name is so unusual! So quirky! So weird!"
13.
"Is your name short for something else?"
14.
"Don't you have a nickname I can call you?"
15.
"Oh, sorry [insert name that is STILL not your goddamn name]"
16.
"I'll just call you [X]."
17.
"Are you sure that's how you spell your name?"
18.
"Why did your parents choose to spell it that way?"
19.
*makes a joke based on your name* "Get it?! It's funny because of your name!"
20.
"I couldn't find a souvenir with your exact name on, but I thought this was close enough"
21.
And, from every Starbucks barista ever: "Can I take your name?"