1. It's a Tuesday or Thursday night and you know what that means...time to prepare for an incredibly sweaty night out at Smack!
Your no1 smack gal made it back after 5 weeks! DID YOU MISS ME? 💃🏽@SMACKLEAMINGTON #rt
2. You'll inevitably find yourself pre-drinking at whoever's house is closest to the club, preferably in North Leam.
3. Because everyone knows there's no point going to Smack sober.
4. Depending on the night, you'll make sure to get your hands on some queue jump tickets.
5. But then spend at least 45 minutes queuing anyway.
Queue for Smack is huge #bringonthetechno
It is Smack, after all.
6. If you've irresponsibly broken the seal, you'll come very close to pissing yourself in the queue or have to briefly leave to pee round the corner.
7. And if not, you'll fear for your life when some impatient twats in line start pushing everyone forward.
8. If you're anything but a fresher, you'll greet the bouncer at the door like he's your mate.
9. Before you even make it inside, you'll have already lost track of who owes who money.
10. And once you do get inside, you'll take a traditional picture in front of the height wall.
11. You'll make sure to keep this important piece of paper safe because if you lose it, you know you're done for.
@SMACKLEAMINGTON do you have a mint green blazer please? #needit #wouldntletmeget
Or you'll lose it while drunk and have to beg to get your coat back.
12. Your first stop will probably be the bathroom to make sure you don't look too dishevelled.
Them @SMACKLEAMINGTON Tuesday's last night with @sammyremfry 🍻👀
And maybe you'll stop to take some pictures too.
13. If you go to Warwick University, you'll see at least three-quarters of the people you know at random intervals during the night.
14. If you don't go to Warwick, you'll eventually get annoyed by how many rowdy youths are scattered around the club.
15. You'll give in to buying a £1 vodka Red Bull, even though the entire club reeks of it.
16. At some point you'll find yourself in the queue for downstairs.
17. And then absolutely regret it when you get down there because downstairs is a fucking FURNACE.
18. You'll somehow manage to ignore the fact that the floor is covered in profanity.
19. And when you stand on the sofas downstairs to dance, you'll touch the ceiling and feel the dampness of other people's sweat.
20. At least one of your friends will get way too drunk and find themselves dancing to Rihanna.
21. You'll spot another of your friends getting off with a random in a corner of the dance floor.
To sum up our girls holiday in one photo........
22. And at any given moment you'll be forced to accompany a smoker outside to the smoking area, where you will freeze.
#sexybeasts #smackgods @EmilyUpstone @SMACKLEAMINGTON
23. That is, if this is not the night you're the horrendously drunk one.
" drunk pass out at 7:30 #umaine #canthang " #SMACK