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Explaining your vernacular is pretty simple:
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Swearing > irrelevant opinions about your intelligence:
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Your sweariest time is usually a Monday morning:
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Trying to tone it down usually does a lot more harm than good:
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There's nothing like a good bit of swearing to release some tension:
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It's rare you're actually trying to offend someone when you swear:
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It's also rare that you give a fuck what people think about your swearing:
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There are a plethora of reasons why you swear:
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And the word "fuck" is way more complex than people give it credit for:
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Luckily, your closest friends are the ones who understand and accept your habit:
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And know there's only ever one answer to this age-old question: