1.
OK, I’ve written the title. Time for a break.
2.
I’m sure I can write 4000 words in a day.
3.
I have been staring at this screen for two hours, and I’ve written one line.
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I’ve also eaten 12 biscuits.
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WRITE. WRITE. WRITE. WRITE.
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AND SAVE. SAVE. SAVE. SAVE.
7.
Ugh, I'll edit this later.
9.
God, this is the most boring thing I have ever read.
11.
Is any of this even written in English?
13.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
14.
JFAASKLFDSJFIEH MY COMPUTER IS FROZEN
15.
Aww, everyone else is almost finished? GOOD FOR YOU.
16.
If I hear, "How's your dissertation going?" one more time, I swear to GOD.
17.
I know! I'll just email my personal tutor.
18.
Wonderful, I left my footnotes to the last minute. Again.
19.
I was interested in the topic when I chose it. I think.
20.
The library again? I am starting to hate the library. So much.
21.
DON'T DIE ON ME, PRINTER.
22.
Seriously, how long is it going to take me to write a bloody conclusion?!
23.
OH. MY. GOD. Is it over? IT'S OVER. I DID IT. YAAASS.