Nothing would turn your home into a museum quite like a curated exhibit of a Carmen Sandiego floppy disk. You can hand out cassette players with an audio tour led by Rockapella.
Swords are great. But the Gecko has a few others ways to get insurance…for less money and fewer sheaths.
This makes you want to get a rock tour bus, take it cross country, and stop on a highway shoulder in the hopes of getting fueled up from a hovering space drone gas station.
I bet the Gecko finds tons of ways to help people save on car insurance while running the streets behind his trainer’s bicycle.
You never know where this guy will show up, especially after he’s gotten his hands on experimental technology.