learn to commit.ish.
it’s an antioxidant.
give me an unpaid internship, or else….
first step to recovery is self-admission.
but only if you can afford to be out $100k.
in the immortal words of r. kelly, gimme that toot toot. lemme give you that beep beep….
axiom for the millennial hookup culture.
whenever in doubt, just ask yourself:
unless you are james franco. cf. no. 12.
new sincerity for the post austerity era.
it’s okay to do things for experience (minus hard drugs, insider trading, and enrolling in law school, that is).
mantra for uncertain times.
everyone knows love is a social construct/capitalist conspiracy.
it’s okay if your only arsenal is your youth.
consider career pivot before it’s too late.
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