25 Things To Know Before Turning 25

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learn to commit.ish.

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it’s an antioxidant.

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give me an unpaid internship, or else….

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first step to recovery is self-admission.

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but only if you can afford to be out $100k.

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in the immortal words of r. kelly, gimme that toot toot. lemme give you that beep beep….

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axiom for the millennial hookup culture.

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whenever in doubt, just ask yourself:

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unless you are james franco. cf. no. 12.

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new sincerity for the post austerity era.

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it’s okay to do things for experience (minus hard drugs, insider trading, and enrolling in law school, that is).

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mantra for uncertain times.

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everyone knows love is a social construct/capitalist conspiracy.

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it’s okay if your only arsenal is your youth.

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consider career pivot before it’s too late.

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