1. Construct an entire room full of trampolines, and only trampolines.
3. Casually treat your friends to a night out on the town.
4. Never have to bring snow to a snowball fight again.
Snowball fights are for the plebes.
5. Buy life-size versions of your favorite childhood stuffed animals.
7. When you travel, ONLY stay in Cinderella’s Castle.
It’s fit for a princess or whatever.
8. Buy enough land that you can have a field full of Shiba Inu.
so farm, such cabbage
9. Upgrade your “beer” bong.
10. Rent out an entire theme park and never wait in a line again.
You could invite your friends, but they’d only get in the way.
11. Hire a butler so you never have to do chores again.
Preferably, a cute butler.
12. Make sure that if someone ever asks you what time it is, you’ll know.
In five different time zones, of course.