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    The Secret Homosexual Agenda

    Stephen Colbert hates bears. They ruin America way more than the gays. I've never mercilessly attacked a family in a minivan who was on vacation. Unless by mercilessly you mean 'fiercely' and by attacked you mean 'made out with that one really cute girl from Summer camp.'

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