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I never got to go to Disney.
Little turds.

The way I see it is the parents are divorced and the mother got the kids but is a total bitch and is always bad mouthing the dad, Dick, who lives far away so he can support them all. She never lets the kids see their father until one day she says they are all driving to Dick’s house, only at the last minute she pulls a switcheroo and expects them to get more excited about Disneyworld than seeing their loving father.

That’s it. I’m getting my tubes tied.

This is how things should have gone… MOM: Surprise we are going to Disneyland we have been
driving all night and now we are in N. Carolina! KIDS:…….[random crying starts] MOM: Just kidding! lol We’re going to Disneyland. You guys are going to the dentist and the hotel room. YAY!!!!

One kid has a mohawk and the other insists on wearing his hood indoors like an up-to-no-good hooligan. Of course they aren’t jazzed about Disney World. There is no excuse for the little girl…she’s just a bitch.

thats why im going to break from the norm and NOT surprise my future child this way. they will know well in advance, so I can use it as an incentive to get them to behave super good until we leave, just like my parents did to me. It’s a good system.

Who’s Dick, and why is the baby throwing money around??

I remember our family death walk, I mean trip to disney land… RUN KIDS!!! RUN AND DON’T LOOK BACK!!!!!

Send those shitty kids to Mexico

The mom sucks at “haha, just kidding” her kids with a surprise trip to Disneyland. The way you do it is this: Mom: Sooo, you guys remember Dick right?
Kids: Yeah, he has that awesome house.
Mom: Yep. Well, he died in a fire. The fire burnt up his house, too. We’re going to the funeral.
Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WE LOVE DICK’S HOUSE
Mom: Haha, j/k, Dick’s house is fine. We’re just going to Disneyland.
Kids: YOU ARE A GREAT PRANKSTER AND AN EVEN BETTER PARENT

I’d be upset, too. Disneyworld is a horrible place. It’s loud and corny and everyone over the age of seven looks miserable.

Dick’s basement has a freakin’ pinball machine, man! But parents aren’t allowed down there. He says it’s his clubhouse where only kids and he can share secrets.

those kids are obviously too non-conformist to go to conformist disney land. for real though, i bet if i saw those kids at disney land they’d only be wearing the nightmare before christmas merch

Why are the kids in the smoking area? I am a smoker and I protest.

Videos like this just reinforce my decision NOT to have children