• THE CEREMONY

  • If someone says “marriage” or “marry,” 1 Drink

  • If someone says “God,” 1 Drink

  • If someone says “honor,” 1 Drink

  • If someone says “love,” 1 Drink

  • If someone says “organ” or “organist,” 3 Drinks

  • If someone says “Gentlemen-in-Ordinary,” 2 Drinks

  • If someone says “Lay Vicar,” Shot of liquor

  • If a baby starts crying, 2 Drinks

  • If anyone sneezes, 2 Drinks

  • If someone’s cell phone goes off, 3 Drinks

  • If anyone interrupts by shouting or otherwise intentionally disrupts the service, Chug

  • If anyone faints, Chug

  • If anyone throws up, Chug

  • If there is a shot of Prince Harry, 1 Drink

  • If there is a shot of Prince Charles, 1 Drink

  • If there is a shot of Camilla, 1 Drink

  • If there is a shot of Elton John, 2 Drinks

  • If there is a shot of the Queen, 2 Drinks

  • If there is a shot of  anyone crying, 2 Drinks

  • If there is a shot of Prince Harry crying, 3 Drinks

  • If there is a shot of Prince Charles crying, 3 Drinks

  • If there is a shot of Camilla crying, 3 Drinks

  • If there is a shot of Elton John crying, 3 Drinks

  • If there is a shot of the Queen showing any emotion at all, Chug

  • If Kate messes up her vows, 2 Drinks

  • If William messes up his vows, 2 Drinks

  • Start drinking after the Archbishop asks, “Do you take William/Kate to be your husband/wife?” Don’t stop until there is a response.

  • THE PROCESSION

  • If there is a shot of Westminster Abbey, 1 Drink

  • If there is a shot of Big Ben or Parliament, 1 Drink

  • If there is a shot of Buckingham Palace, 1 Drink

  • If there is a shot of  the Queen waving, 2 Drinks

  • If there is someone along the procession route holding a clever sign, 1 Drink

  • If there is someone along the procession route drinking, raise your drink to them, then 2 Drinks

  • If there is someone along the procession route naked, Chug

  • If someone runs into the street during the procession,  Chug

  • If a horse poops on camera, 2 Drinks

  • If a human poops on camera, Cry