I would rather have had a Hall and Oates Parade, but this will do.

I truly hate the work of Phil Collins. Irony only gets you so far.

Totally nitpicking, but ‘first annual’ is incorrect usage. If it’s the first time it’s happening, it’s the Inaugural Phil Collins Day Parade.

I wish someone would've told me about this, guess there's always next year :(

Can you feel the mediocrity? Stand up and give a mildly convincing cheer!