• “Do you love your freedom?!”

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  • “USA! USA!”

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  • “Grandmas, college students, moms, dads, kids, veterans, people in business suits—even an aging hippie or two.”

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  • “…A life-size photo of Levi Johnston’s centerfold.”

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  • “If the main-stream media wasn’t busy insinuating that they’re all racists and haters…”

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  • “…As the producers of American Beauty might put it, give the finger to The Man.”

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  • “Did you ever wonder where the producers of American Idol come up with the seemingly endless supply of people who can’t sing but are deluded enough to get up in front of a national television audience and screech out a song anyway? Many of the contestants’ ability (or, more accurately, inability) to carry a tune reminds me uncomfortably of me.”

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  • “Bristol has boldly and publically acknowledged in ads for the Candie’s Foundation that abstinence is the only surefire way of preventing pregnancy.”

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  • “Given a choice of role models between Bristol and Murphy Brown, I choose Bristol.”

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  • “She engaged in an uplifting, family-oriented show called Dancing with the Stars…”

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  • “(Willow) spent her Sweet Sixteen birthday party putting up fish in Bristol Bay…”

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  • “Trig has become an adorable toddler…he rides with us on the four-wheelers…”

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  • “Obamacare…”

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  • “Invoking the ‘the children’ is a lot like introducing race into a conversation…”

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  • “It’s helpful to have a First Dude.”

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  • “Whether it’s work, or school, or sports, or competing in the Iron Dog Snow machine race, it’s a family goal.”

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  • “Preoccupied with the enormous job of being governor…”

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  • “At this point I was actually thankful (Track) was in Iraq. If he had been closer to home he would have wanted to clobber his former hockey teammate.”

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  • “And then I came across something written by an American who knew a little something about adversity: Helen Keller.”

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  • “I looked at her like she was an idiot, grinning through clenched teeth…”

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  • “Your little miracle is just another screaming infant to just about everyone else. The comic geniuses at The Onion captured this paradox hilariously with the faux news article: ‘Miracle of Birth Occurs for 83 Billionth Time.’”

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  • “No matter how many times the feminist establishment tells (young pro-lifers) to sit down and shut up, they show no signs of doing so. Let the debate over the true meaning of feminism begin.”

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  • Sarah: “Hey, God, remember you promised you wouldn’t give me something I couldn’t handle? Well, I don’t think I can handle this.”

  • God: “Are you going to trust me? Are you going to walk the walk or just talk the talk?”

  • Infant Trig: “See, Mom, God know what he’s doing. He gave me to you and you to me and this is going to be a wonderful journey.”

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  • “What Bristol and I both went through hasn’t changed by pro-life view, but it has changed my perspective. I understand much better why a woman might be tempted to take what seems like the easy way out…”

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