• If, on his walk to the podium, Obama shakes Joe Lieberman’s hand, 2 Drinks

  • If Obama hugs Joe Lieberman, 3 Drinks

  • If Obama kisses Joe Lieberman (or vice versa), 4 Drinks

  • If, on his walk to the podium, Obama shakes Mitch McConnell’s hand, 2 Drinks

  • If Obama hugs Mitch McConnell, 3 Drinks

  • If Obama kisses Mitch McConnell (or vice versa), Chug

  • If there’s a shot of Michelle Obama, 1 Drink

  • A shot of Jill Biden, 1 Drink

  • A shot of Debbie Boehner, 2 Drinks

  • A shot of Elena Kagan, 2 Drinks

  • A shot of Sonia Sotomayor, 2 Drinks

  • A shot of John McCain, 3 Drinks

  • A shot of Rand Paul, 4 Drinks

  • A shot of Michelle Bachmann, Chug

  • If Obama says “job” or “jobs,” 1 Drink

  • If Obama says “economy,” 1 Drink

  • If Obama says “infrastructure,” 1 Drink

  • If Obama says “innovate” or “innovation,” 1 Drink

  • If Obama says “invest,” 1 Drink

  • If Obama says “deficit,” 2 Drinks

  • If Obama says “Giffords,” 2 Drinks

  • If Obama says “Reagan,” Chug

  • If Democrats alone stand to applaud, 1 Drink

  • If the entire chamber stands to applaud, 2 Drinks

  • If Republicans alone stand to applaud, Chug

  • If Joe Biden alone stands to applaud, 1 Drink

  • If Biden and Boehner stand together to applaud, 2 Drinks

  • If John Boehner alone stands to applaud, Chug

  • If someone is shown on camera texting or otherwise using their cell phone, 3 Drinks

  • If someone rolls their eyes or is shaking their head in disapproval, 3 Drinks

  • If someone is falling asleep, 4 Drinks

  • If someone in the audience yells out Joe Wilson style, Chug