Something You Don’t Want To See When You’re On The Subway

There are so many things wrong with this picture. Let’s count the ways… posted on

1. You never want to see a knife on the subway, let alone a giant santoko knife.

2. She’s chopping onions. On top of being terrified of a big ass knife, you’ll be involuntarily crying.

3. Never mind the type of food, she’s preparing something that could potentially go inside of a human being’s body. Have you ever been on a New York subway? It’s a giant, sticky petri dish that crawls through rat warrens.

4. That cutting board is huge. It’s taking up, like, half of a seat. Aside from being unsanitary and dangerous, that’s just rude.

5. She’s a performance artist, which is perhaps the most offensive aspect of this entire tableau.

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